YOUR ROOM IS JUDGING YOU.
Upload a photo, choose how hard we go, and get a funny roast plus a genuinely useful AI redesign.
First roast is free. Emotional damage may vary.
Room score
43/100
What to expect from a brand-new kind of room service
One photo. No design questionnaire.
Useful advice hiding inside every joke.
Your room stays yours unless you choose to share.
Three steps. One humbled room.
From questionable choices to actual direction.
We score what matters—lighting, layout, clutter, color, placement, and visual balance—then show you how to improve it.
01 — Upload
Show us the scene of the crime.
Bedroom, garage, rental, home office—take one clear photo and choose Gentle, Brutal, or Absolutely Unnecessary.
02 — Roast & score
Laugh. Flinch. Learn something.
Get 3–7 sharp observations and an explainable Room Score, not mysterious AI vibes dressed up as expertise.
03 — Redesign & share
See the glow-up. Take the credit.
Choose Modern, Japandi, Punk Rock, Hot Person Apartment, or another style. Download the before-and-after, share your score, and challenge a friend to beat it.
Built to leave the group chat
“Apparently I needed to move my couch.”
Every result gets before-and-after scores, a downloadable image, share link, and a friendly challenge: Think your room can beat this?
Pay for the level of intervention
Start with a roast. Stay for the rescue.
Free Roast
$0
Find out what your room has been trying to tell you.
- One room roast
- Basic Room Score
- Basic recommendations
- Watermarked result
Full Makeover
$19.99
The complete glow-up, with options for every personality.
- Multiple redesign styles
- Detailed shopping list
- Color and lighting plan
- Furniture and layout recommendations
Whole Apartment
$39.99
Give up to five rooms one consistent point of view.
- Up to five rooms
- Consistent design theme
- Room-by-room recommendations
- Master shopping list
Need regular interventions? Get 10 redesigns, priority generation, exclusive styles, and no watermark for $14.99/month.
Your room started it. Finish it.
One photo stands between you and the truth. Get roasted, get redesigned, then send the result to everyone you know.
Roast my room